May the wind be always at your back and of insufficient speed to require creation of a Category 6.

May the gerrymander in which your home lies be amenable to your interests.

May the beefs of your generation’s rappers be diverting.

If you’re ever filmed in a public altercation, may the viral version portray you in a kind light.

May the ratio of your likes to your replies be always in your favor.

May the rains fall soft upon your fields and then stop before causing catastrophic flooding.

May the available emoji suffice to express the yearnings of your heart.

May Cardi B offer to dogwalk your enemies.

May every show you wish to watch appear on the streaming service you already subscribe to.

May your children’s children not inherit your student loan debt.

May the entities monitoring your every purchase, utterance, and movement online and in the public sphere be benign.

If you live in a border state, may your papers be in order.

May God give you, for every tear, a smile, for every storm, a rainbow, and for every traitor, a Robert Mueller.

May there ever be a twinkle in your eye, a spring in your step, and sufficient bandwidth for you to score BTS tickets.

May the road rise to meet you, but not because the Cascadia subduction zone has suddenly awakened.

And should a heartless man place a covetous hand upon you, may Ronan Farrow harrow him until the very end of days.

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Author: Jenny Shank

Trumpery Resistance

Trumpery Resistance

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MacKenzie Dillon serves as a as a protectorate soldier in the New Republic, a new order that was created from the ravaged mind of a leader who had long ago given up his sanity. Now the New Republic is protected by a wall that keeps out everything that exists in the Wastes and keeps everything within it subjected to the severest restrictions of freedom and mental conditioning.

But MacKenzie is having flashbacks from his youth. The conditioning he has undergone is failing and with it comes a new realization that he is not what he thought he was. Confused by the change in circumstances, he takes on a role that allows him to infiltrate the resistance.

There he uncovers the real reasons behind America’s decline and the formation of the New Republic. But there’s yet more. A secret Caste called the Omega who really controls everything, the truth about the destruction of half the country and a deadly plot that has been set in motion against neighboring nations.

MacKenzie’s quest for the truth and justice is just beginning. But is the way of the resistance any better than what the nation already has?

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